beetlejuice musical monologue lydia

Were going to change that (rings triangle.) Now you remember what my guru Otho says! I took a very big risk with this place. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. Oh, Adam, were just getting started! . Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. DELIA: Charles, that was the most spiritually nourishing rogering you have ever given me. Scott Brown Lydia: I am alone. AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" (more chase.) BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. 5. Welcome, welcome, welcome! YAAAH. Here goes nothing. Let's haunt this bitch! . If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! Drink it, or throw it out! BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) Are you trying to skip the line? LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. CHARLES: Lydia! CHARLES: I already did change. Which does not come easy. LYDIA: Im not going back! Having lost her. We do not want to kill people! BARBARA: It was SO hard! BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. LYDIA: The ghosts! Pigs cant climb! The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. We used to live here. It's like my dad's Ophelia. LYDIA: Well, Im not going with them! (closes door.) (a beat.) The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. ADAM: I never even used this and then I felt bad that I never used it. There's lots of cool stuff in there! BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. God, why cant he just leave me alone? COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. DELIA: Nope! Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. Barbara! But first, I gotta toss the rule book. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. Barbara, its like one of our classes! ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. JUNO: Report to processing! WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. No he wont, youll just be dead. LYDIA: Hey dad? And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. (giggle) Just kidding! I wish I was dead! ADAM: I have an idea! Thats why youre stuck in the attic! I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. Yes, I love that man of mine. BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) But youre sexy. Youre leaving me? BARBARA: Wait, what? MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. But you can. Fool your friends! Can I see? BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . I want you, Beetlejuice. This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! And the people who live there, Ive been watching them for a while. Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. The Netherworld. She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] Where is that damned exorcist? We're gonna be rich! ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. ADAM: Oh god! OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. There are people downstairs. This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! And its not fair, you know? BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. Its like a nursing home for sad cats. Dad, n-no you cant do that. To the dead. I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? Take a look at our library of free monologues . We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! *attempts to jump again. Thats what I want too. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. AH AH AH! ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. LYDIA: The Netherworld? LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. LYDIA: What? Act I 1. Lets draw the door. And Ill admit. And such a bold departure from the original source material! So much poise! She goes back into the room. DELIA: AH! AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. Teen And Up Audiences. I'm so glad you changed your mind. You know? OH! CHARLES: OkayOtho! Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. Living girl! BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? Its not a real marriage. Call 9-1-1! The man next to me is the one I want. Eh, it was worth a shot. Im so scared Im going to forget her. Well you got what you wanted, Dad. Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. All you gotta do is say my name. LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. We cant just stay in the attic! What do I always say about doubt? ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! Well, if you wanna treat me like a demon, then Ill be a demon. And Ive got a plan! Mr. Prrokie! Back off! And Ive got a plan. I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. (to audience.) This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. Im gonna say it! And you dont exist. And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. CHARLES: Delia! Maybe I should answer for her. I brought you a pie?! Every bit of it. Go back to New York! (softly.) BEETLEJUICE: Fine! Hold on! Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! Dad, theres ghosts here. Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". Oo! LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. Delia! BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? Its about love! BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. We mostly just watched and drank wine. BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. You asked me, I'm answering. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. Im sorry its kind of a mess. Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? But she was talking about us. ADAM: Oh! Im not going anywhere! LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). Strangers. (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). ADAM: Barbara, run! I don't even like pottery! What does that mean? We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. BARBARA: I was too! So goodbye . BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. Its the one room in the house thats still ours! You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. You said you would help us! In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . Theyre the real villains of this show. Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! Now, to the Prius! CHARLES: My god, woman. Hes a monster. BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! (THE MAITLANDS nod.) Sucks-Yes! CHARLES: You made it big. What if Lydias in my head right now? LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! LYDIA: Really? I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. Yes, its been very creepy. You both get em. BEETLEJUICE: Well, yeah, because youre not recently deceased. LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! So, I have an idea. IM ALIVE! Lydia doesnt have my resilience. I have something to say. It's a gold mine! Pluslearn to throw your voice! Im on your side, and I always will be. INT. CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. Thats great! Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring Im ready for some people to die. Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. And you wont even say her name. Here you got a solid plan B option. I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Dad, please. CHARLES: You think this is what I want? LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! You died together. Feel nothing. I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? . LYDIA: Dad came back for me? BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? ADAM: Well, hey I do not see any cops around here! PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. Theyre chasing me! LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. CHARLES: Youre right. Im always prepared. And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. BARBARA Oh, honey. 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! Move forward. CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. Dad & # x27 ; few, Oh my GOD company: GOD, why cant he leave! 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