aristocrats joke script

Napoleon: What was that? You ready? Bye. Isn't she, Duchess? This is reallynot lady like. I've got to do something quick! O'Malley:Well, if you're applyingfor the job, well--. Copyright 2023 Penske Business Media, LLC. O'Malley: Of course not. [ Yawns ] Come on, guys, let's go back to bed. Lafayette: [offscreen;chuckling]This time, I get the tender part. [Presses the button on Buzz's back that causes him to karate chop and pushes Buzz while rapidly pressing the button]. Georges Hautecourt: [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[ Humming ]Oh. Edgar Balthazar:You're going to[offscreen]Timbuktu[onscreen]if it'sthe last thing I do! [Growling]. Duchess: Thomas, this is Ameliaand Abigail Gabble. (2x) Oh, Marie, are you all right? Now what's the hang-up,your ladyship? The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time [2] When told to audiences who know the punch line, the joke's humor depends on the described outrageousness of the family act.[3][4]. The talent agent goes, Hmm, thats an interesting act,' Gottfried says. O'Malley: I'm all right,Duchess,honey. Another cat slides a hook under the harness. Duchess: Marie, darling. Toulouse: Frogs? [ Laughing ], Napoleon: You're not gonna believe this, man,but it's. Hey, now the squeakin'has stopped. WebThe Aristocats! Scat Cat: Likewise, Duchess. This clip was included in a documentary about the joke, also called The Aristocrats, which featured various actors All aboard! A slip of the handand it's off to dreamland. Mm. And he says, "The Osbournes.". The garbage canswhere common kitties play. The horse blocks the road. And then the rest of the band's gonna jump up and we're gonna sing "Shine Your Shoes, Shine Your Shoes." Here we go. He says, "Wow, that sounds good, what do you call this act?" Choo-choo-choo,choo-choo. If I said "magic carpet," okay? I only wish that l--. Duchess:Oh, thank you so muchfor offering us your home. [We see early pencil animations for the song, "Welcome to the Forty Thieves"]. This-- Well, this mansion? Young cat. Billy: No, but the rest is kind of hard to believe. Mark Elliott: Coming to video. [ Hiccups ]. [Reading]"Prime Country Goose a la Provencal. " [Dives off the bedpost and bounces off the ball with his helmet]. So if you would be just so kind. Andy Richter: And all the stuff shoots on her face. In the middle part of the joke, the family's act is described in obscene detail; it involves increasingly offensive and disgusting acts. We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us." She will be so worriedwhen she finds us gone. My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80! Abigail: So first, you must gainself-confidenceby striking outon your own. Edgar Balthazar: Morning, Frou-Frou,my pretty steed. Abigail & Amelia: [ Laughing ] [offscreen]That's stick together. [gasps] Not me! They're gone! Which I know is kind of an understatement, because youre saying, If you have any sense of human decency, just say, Why didnt the talent agent just stop them in the beginning? This joke may contain profanity. Come on. And then my daughter comes on stage. O'Malley: Hey there, bud! Mm. What's all the whis--whispering about, huh? Marie:[offscreen]Mama, may we watch Toulouse paintbefore we startour music lesson? Web295K views, 1.9K likes, 423 loves, 1.2K comments, 1.4K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Brandon Rogers: THE ARISTOCRATS JOKE Thank goodnessit was only a dream. Lafayette: I'm scratchin'as fast as I can. Ooh. Criminiddly! Amelia: It's scandalous. This clip was included in a documentary about the joke, also called The Aristocrats, which featured various actors and comedians retelling their versions of the joke, as well as shedding some light on its origins. A talent agent is sitting in his office, Gottfried says. This is not a joke, this would go on TV. Hold on! [looks under the sheet of his doodle pad] Umone minor note here. Amelia: Now listen to this, I am Amelia Gabble,and this is my sister--. O'Malley: What I had in mind wasa kind of a sports model, baby. You don't know whether to sh*t or puke in this room. Lafayette:How come you always grabthe tender part for yourself, man? Lafayette: Oh, cricket bugsdon't wear shoes, man. Step on the gas, Napoleon! Duchess: Yes. Napoleon: No, no. Judy Gold: People can get up on stage if they want to, you know, finger my niece or touch my nephew's penis. But, knows where what's at? A very enthusiastic--. More details are available in the progress report. Marie: Come on, guys, lets all start meowing. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offscreen]Edgar! [ Stammering ]D-D-Don't rush me. Hey, Lafayette. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:You know, Georges, if Edgarhad only known about the will,I'm sure he neverwould have left. Duchess: Oh, no! Georges Hautecourt: Now, then, madame, who arethe beneficiaries? Where's my hat? [The baby bird flies out of Quasimodo's hand and he starts to frown as he watches its freedom. Why, oh why, is he allowing this to happen?, Editors picks Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. These pesky pets of mine will never come back. John Leader: Now, that movie can be part of your family's collection of grand Disney animated classics. He takes the tampon and throws it at the window and it sticks. Because you're probably saying, if you have any sense of human decency, "Well, why didn't he stop them the minute he saw the father unzipping his pants!" Jasmine: [singing] We're eventually getting married! He told me justto mention his name. They showaristocatic bearing. Billy Boss: So? Here I come! Let'sget back into the basket, all of us! Rita Rudner: The people are abusing each other. O'Malley: Well, some humansare like that, Duchess. WebThis 19th-century aristocrat was a spoiled rich boy who never grew up and a man who would often take delight in other peoples misfortune. [Clears Throat,Muttering]Aha. O'Malley: Well, they're kind a rough,you know, around the edges,but if you're ever in a jam, wham,they're right there. O'Malley: Go away! It's showtime! That's better. It's from Carmen,isn't it? You never hear a physicist going, "It's a muon, you c*nt!". And the agent's like, "What do you do?" Buzz Lightyear: [Fires his laser, but it only flashes at the mutant toys] I've set my laser from "stun" to "murder". O'Malley: No, no. Ready, everyone? I, me, after-- No. Bob Saget: There's my friend Paul and right now I'm looking at his dinger. It's just beyondthat next chimney pot. It relates the story of a family trying to Gilbert Gottfried: He could have an arm like Popeye, Carrot Top: So a guy goes into a, uh, into a talent agent and he says, "Hey, dude, check it out, I got a great act!" You see, my mistress, shewill beso worried about us. Mangy tramps! Kyle: [after Cartman finishes the joke] I don't get it. Oh, are you all right? The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies the aristocrats. Quick, kittens! In all our days,in tender ways,her love for uswas shown. Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video invites you back into the world where toys come to life. Aladdin: [singing] I'm eventually getting married! But he had a bed in it, like a couch that he called "Uncle Joe's Bed for Little People", because a couch is like a bed for little people, y'know Joe Franklin raped me. Duchess:Because of our owner. Duchess: [ Singing ]If you wantto turn me onPlay your hornDon't spare the toneAnd blow a little soulinto the tune, O'Malley: [ Singing ]Let's take itto another key, Scat Cat: [ Singing ]Modulateand wait for meI'll take a few ad-libsand pretty soon, O'Malley: [ offscreen; singing ]The other cats will all commenceCongregatin'on the fenceBeneath the alley'sonly light, Duchess: [ Singing ]Where every note isOut of sight. YeahAbraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malleythe alley catThat's rightAnd I'm very proud of that (Spoken)Yeah! Duchess:Oh, Thomas, Thomas,that would be wonderful. Born in April of 1811, he was the They show aristocatic bearing. O'Malley: All right, step lively! Roquefort: Mm. Abigail:We're not chickens. Duchess: Oh, I'm delightedto meet you, Monsieur Scat Cat. His name is O'Toole. Duchess:[offscreen]Berlioz, shh! Abigail: You know, deary, your husband is very charmingand very handsome. Napoleon: Mm-mm. It's just, "Here we go folks.". "Slip of the hand, dreamland.". Obviously a philanderer who trifleswith unsuspecting women's hearts. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. Georges Hautecourt: Let go of my cane, man! Edgar Balthazar:Duchess,wherever have you been? Come on. Toulouse: Gee, Marie, why'd youhave to fall off the bridge? WebTHE JOKE LEADS ME DOWN ONE PATH, AND THEN IT SWITCHES THE PATH ON ME SUDDENLY, AND IT HITS ME WITH A HAMMER. Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. We're gonnafly after all! Beau Weaver: From moviesto magical vacations. Amelia: Abigail, we were bornwith flat feet. Madame isexpecting you, sir. "The Aristocrats Quotes." Duchess: [Laughs]"Old picklepuss who"? Now on video for a very limited time! Thieves! They shriek high-pitched until we fade to the crowd tossing confetti at Quasimodo]. WebThe Aristocrats is a terminal movie. [sings] A guy so swell. Steady, girl. Thief #2: [singing] Pull up an easy chair! O'Malley:Yeah, honey. O'Malley:Wellguess they won'tneed me any more. WhyEdgar? After the punchline, Kyle says he doesn't get the joke, to which Cartman responds, "Neither do I.". Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. [ Laughing ]That always makes melaugh, sir. Edgar Balthazar: Must be round here somewhere. August 12, 2005 WebComedians don't tell jokes. [The mouse clicks the light switch, which makes the room dark. I can walk into NBC tomorrow and say I have a dysfunctional family idea. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Of course, Frou-Frou,I almost forgot. There's incest. I'm gonna call it The Aristocrats. The Aristocrats Joke, Card Trick. The cast (in order of appearance) opening song vocals maurice chevalier madame adelaide bonfamille. Mark Elliott: "Aladdin 3: The King of Thieves"! 1 of 3 The Artistocrats Show More Show Less 2 of 3 Co-creator Penn Jillette arrives at the premiere of the film "The Aristocrats", Tuesday, July 26, 2005, in New York. Otto Peterson: [talking through his ventriloquist's dummy] Have you ever noticed that when you kick your girlfriend in the C*NT she calls the cops? I got a million of 'em. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. Georges Hautecourt: Am I going too fast for you, Edgar? Clopin: [sings] Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for. Edgar Balthazar: Oh, they won't find a clueto implicate me. Marie: Oh! Lafayette: Oh, I get blamedfor everything. (offscreen)Four. Now, now, my darlings. Georges Hautecourt:Very good. Let's see. Mark Elliott: It's Disney's award-winning, completely computer-animated smash hit. Hugh hefner, gilbert gottfried and the filthiest joke ever toldfrom 2005 the documentary 'the aristocrats' directed by paul provenza, penn jillette. Charge! IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." Duchess? Love it. Jon Stewart: Um Yeah, I think it's best if we don't break it down. Frou-Frou: Hurry, Roquefort. Let's play train. I know, i know, i still need to get the cast names in there and i'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any. I'll see ya down stream. The acts described involve incest, pedophilia, sodomy, coprophilia, coprophagia, and impressions of the victims of 9/11. The father bends the kid over the guy's desk and starts taking him from behind, which isn't right. WebUntil gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. Because with usshe never felt alone. You know it was the night of your grand premierethat we first met, remember? Duchess:[offscreen]His name is O'Malley. Duchess: Now, Marie, darling,don't be frightened. Carole Jeghers: There's never been a better time to make the dream come true. Wendy Liebman: The Cocksucking Motherf***ers. Uncle Waldo: Oh, righto, girls. He was like our rehearsal director when dad and my brother weren't there, and my mother and my nana weren't there. It begins, traditionally, with a family that auditions for a talent agency. Napoleon: Wha-Wha--What's goin' on? Okay. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. The Aristocrats Sketch Toulouse: Get her, Berlioz! Well, that's easy for, uh,for what's-his-name to say. Well, come along, darlings. WebWith nothing left to lose, he launched into the Aristocrats joke, shifting gears with a decisive, OK, a talent agent is sitting in his office. He goes on for nine minutes and 50 O'Malley: Duchess. [Humming TuneFrom Carmen]. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. Kyle?! [onscreen]Down underneath here. I'm the only cat of my kind. [ Grunting ] Okay, Laffy, you're right, it's the end. Duchess: Over here, darling. Shall we keep himin the family? WebThe Aristocrats (2005) "The joke leads me down one path" | and then it switches the path on me suddenly, and it hits me with a hammer. Mark Elliott: With it's all-new 37th animated motion picture! I'm the leader. A porn version of that age old joke kept alive by comedians throughout the years. Mark Elliott: He lived a solitary life behind stone walls. Comics Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette are in the fall-over-laughing camp. My complimentsto the chef. That ain't. Oh, perish the thought. Berlioz: Come on, " Rodeford." Hallelujah! I've only got one. But I don't remember what was so "bad." Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, my goodness, Edgar. On this Wikipedia the language links are at the top of the page across from the article title. That was something. Brainless lunatic! We need a man around the house. Oh! Mario Cantone: In my show, I'm gonna sit on top of the piano and fit the whole thing in my vagina. I'm still tryin'to get to SHORE! - The "Aristocrats." Are you sure we can'tget home tonight? [We transition to the Sega Genesis version of the level, "Really Inside the Claw Machine", where Woody's game play is in first-person mode] It's "the most amazing 16-bit game ever made". So theyre covered with piss and shit and blood and come and sweat, ooh, that sweat. Wish me luck. Napoleon: Wait a minute, that's funny. Duchess: Especially whenhe's marinated! O'Malley:Over there! An inside look at the long-standing, transgressive joke amongst comedians called The Aristocrats. Hugo, Victor and Laverne: [singing] A guy like you! After it! Stupid cat! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Oh, it's no use, Edgar. Ah, Georges. Scat Cat tosses a bucket of water over Edgar's head. Georges Hautecourt: [ Laughing ]That bird cage? Billy: After I went to a haunted mansion, I traveled into the future, and hung out with famous movie stars, and then I was attacked by aliens, got caught in a tidal wave and went all the road to China! When they're seen upon an airing. Which pets get to sleepon velvet mats? Napoleon: Right there, man. Scat Cat:Mousy, you just struck out. [Screaming]Nice doggy! Ooh! Gilbert Gottfried: And then the talent agent says, "That's awful. Mark Elliott: Outside was a world he had only dreamed about. Napoleon: Ow, that's me! He could be a longshoreman. He's been hereall the time. [ Spitting ]. That guy's dynamite. Mark Elliott: "Toy Story". Billy Boss: Ha-ha! There's no legal system at all in play in a joke. with the starsas our guide. Napoleon: Wait a minute. Let them in! [The claw grabs an alien and drops him down the hole, but we cut to Buzz Lightyear dancing past the Christmas tree] And plenty of surprises to discover. Roquefort:B-But honest, guys! Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. The cat cowers against the wall, shaking in fear. [ Humming ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de--Oops! Good heavens! Very good. Backtrack a little. Scratch one butler. But we've got to hurry. [offscreen]Hey! Let's getout of here. The Aristocats! Edgar throws the pitchfork at him, hitting him against the wall. Marie:Mama! Edgar! You take this position. I'll decide what it was. I lie on a chaise lounge, naked, reading sonnets from Shakespeare, and my third sister, she makes a painting very similar to Decroix's 'The Girl'." Roquefort:It's notreally hard, Berlioz. Woody: [Walks to an alien and picks it up] Hello. Say "cheese. [Snarling, Hissing, Spitting ]. The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, right? Good. I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House". Duchess:Oh, darling, if,if only I could. Oh, no! Okay, baby. Although the talent agent initially brushes them off as too 'cutesy', he is eventually persuaded to allow them to show him their act. Oh, dear. Ow! Come on, guys. Georges Hautecourt: Yes, yes! Aristocrats Joke Text. Duchess: Now, now, Thomas. Berlioz:We were just practicingbiting and clawing. O'Malley: Three? [offscreen]Duchess and the kittensare in trouble! Duchess: Now, now, darlings. [offscreen] Now stop beatin'your gums and sound the attack! O'Malley: Aloha. Now, you go for the tires, Laffy and I'll goright for the seat of the problem. Girls! (The gargoyles burst their heads out from three sides of a window). ' This is a family who are raping their own children and performing bestiality. She goes, "Well, my sister plays the cello. Genie Chorus: [singing] They're eventually getting married at the festivalof Agrabaahhhh!!!! Roquefort: I've got to find him. Uh, not exactlyyour type, Duchess. I'm the one that sayswhen we go. That's good. For a walking tourof France. 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